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What is Crypt Comics?
- We are an independent publisher of comics, web comics for now. Our brand is dark and heavily saturated with dark comedy and horror
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Your comics are very vulgar! What’s up with that?
- This country has lost its fucking mind and we’re merely trying to capitalize on that!
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Should I read your comic books?
- No you should not! Our comics are twisted and have a dark sense of humor. The truth is, I don’t even think they’re that funny.
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Are you left leaning or right leaning in your political views?
- We hate democrats with every last ounce of hate we can muster in our bodies, and we hate republicans 10x more than that. We hate every government in this planet with the exception of Switzerland, we hate all religions, we hate Christianity, we hate Islam, we hate Judaism, and we hate Atheism. We especially hate Scientology, never has science fiction gotten so out of hand! But we hate the evil, immoral, and organized criminal enterprise that is the Catholic Church the most. When Jesus Christ returns, the Catholic Church will surely crucify him in the most brutal way possible. Although we should love the Catholic Church seeing as how they invented Satan and made him the most menacing creature he is today. They provided about 2000 years worth of branding for us for free! We hate all world leaders with the exception of Al Gore because if not for him, we wouldn’t have ManBearPig.
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If you hate everything and everyone, what do you believe in?
- We believe in only one thing, making money. It’s the American way!
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Do you think fat people should lose weight?
- Yes! In addition to large multinational corporations like Chevron and big Pharma, global warming and our health care crisis are caused by fat people.
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What is the meaning of life?
- Life has absolutely no meaning. We are a cosmic accident that somehow became.
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Does that make you sad to know there’s no meaning in life?
- No, it makes us happy. If nothing matters anyway we’re free to create anything!
